What an Amusing Caricature

John. NYC. 24. I've never been able to completely trust mirrors. It's logically valid to believe that one day your evil twin will take advantage of your trust in reality. As a precaution, I punch every mirror I see. For now, I am safe.

If you are now reading this, I sincerely commend you for getting through that paragraph of crazy. This blog is mainly comprised of things that pique my fancy: comics, lit, crafty things, news/societal commentary, future plans and using fancy in the manner I used 17 words ago (I counted).

kasukasukasumisty:

Oh

oh sweet glob let me please write for Rebecca Sugar one day.

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Day 233
Got these gifts for my baby cousin’s birthday. He’s turning one-year-old. 
WHAT IS MORE ONE YEAR-OLD BOY THAN A ROBOT AND A PIRATE OCTOPUS?!!!
NOTHING THAT’S WHAT!

Day 233

Got these gifts for my baby cousin’s birthday. He’s turning one-year-old. 

WHAT IS MORE ONE YEAR-OLD BOY THAN A ROBOT AND A PIRATE OCTOPUS?!!!

NOTHING THAT’S WHAT!

troisenator:

bravestwarriors:

Catbug’s Treasure Book Available Now

Weighing in at 108 pages is this brand new Catbug’s Treasures Book from Viz Media’s Perfect Square imprint. Perfect Square fills us in:

In CATBUG’S TREASURE BOOK we see the world through Catbug’s unique perspective. A kind of scrapbook, the pages are filled with his playtime imaginings and souvenirs of his adventures with the Bravest Warriors. There’s no telling what will be revealed on the pages of Catbug’s Treasure Book!

Claims Catbug:

This book has all my secret treasures and oregano dreams! ALSO FIRE! I will share them with you because you are my friend, but it has to be our secret, okay? I love you, Treasure Book!

Buy one for your own self today for as little as $9.69 (cheap!).

There is so much fire in this book, you guys. Better have an extinguisher at hand to be safe. I worry about your safety. 

Guys, my friend/past boss/all-types-of-awesome troisenator wrote a book! About Catbug! 

It’s about treasure! And Catbug! And apparently, FIRE!! 

But ALSO CATBUG! Get it now!

mustachossom:

booker trash-meme-dad

Elizabeth, what do you expect? He’s been speed-pocketing fresh corpses from the minute you met him. 

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I determine fall by the moment certain products become pumpkin-flavored that need not be pumpkin-flavored. That being said:

1) Summer went far too quickly, guys

2) Would anyone like to take 5 beers from my fridge? I’ve made a terrible mistake

163 corks. I’ve unintentionally been training my entire adult life for this test.

Jimmy Junior tries to win Tina back

↳Bob’s Burgers Season 3 Episode 17 (Two for Tina)

#he doesn’t deserve her

Damn straight she doesn’t.

Tina, let him go. There’s plenty of butt dancers in the sea.

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Also I’m txt msging with a girl I really really like.

Please please let this be a semi-coherent drunk decision I don’t regret.

Open bar company party.

I’ve never regretted 4 other words more.

Decided to go wild in the confidence that is be leaving the company soon and that I should embrace the moment.

All I can say is that YOLO is a lie. A dizzy lie.

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

just found my gang. 

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