What an Amusing Caricature

John. NYC. 24. I've never been able to completely trust mirrors. It's logically valid to believe that one day your evil twin will take advantage of your trust in reality. As a precaution, I punch every mirror I see. For now, I am safe.

If you are now reading this, I sincerely commend you for getting through that paragraph of crazy. This blog is mainly comprised of things that pique my fancy: comics, lit, crafty things, news/societal commentary, future plans and using fancy in the manner I used 17 words ago (I counted).
relationship epiphany in real time

relationship epiphany in real time

In lieu of probably not being able to get a pet, I’ve decided to befriend the local squirrels. Can’t wait to tell the roommate!


leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

Guys, we really should have just given him an Oscar. 

(via fatmanatee)

ngl, I love the view from my office on Fridays



It’s ok, guys. 

Nick can live off with pandering live-action versions of Fairly Odd Parents and renewing Spongbob until it reaches Simpsons longevity status so it can keep selling merch with his face on it. 

And Korra can go on a platform that can accurately measure and acknowledge its fanbase. 

(via nowacking)


what a beautiful person


(via warmblackrooster)


One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

The exact same thing happened to me in high school.

My immediate reaction was, “oh thanks so much, bro, the tension was killing me.”

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

I’m in the living room with my laptop and all the lights out (can’t remember why), and my roommate walks in, doesn’t question a thing, and we talk about movies for a while.


i cant stop watching

(via theholyheadharpy)

Is it polite to tell your server that he looks very much like Brad Pitt in Fight Club?

"Hey, did you know you look like the mental delusion of the leader of a fictional anarchist group?"

"Oh and the chicken is delicious!"