wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via forestdiamond)

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

I once did a escape room group activity for my then new office.

And inside the room was just the most gorgeous basket of fake granny smith apples you ever did see.

7 plastic, spray painted oblong orbs just begging to be thrown in the air, caught, and repeated.

For 60 agonizing minutes, I had to keep saying to myself, “No, never again. These are new people. That part of your life is over.”

Oh God, what have I become …